This is a lovely post with a lovely (and very funny) excerpt of a story by A. A. Milne. I am sad to bid farewell to “How Not to Write.” Perhaps I shall take up the mantle myself, and begin blogging on How Not to Write. Lord knows I have expertise in the subject.
Step One: Get a full-time job.
Step Two: Join Facebook.
Step Three: Well, there is no Step Three. If you have done those two things, you are there. Voila! You are not writing!